Funny things my child says | Personalised Quote Journal
Funny things my child says | Personalised Quote Journal
- Local Family-Run Business, est 2015
- Free NZ & AU Shipping Over $199
- 1 Day Dispatch in NZ (+3 for Personalised)
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A personalised book for the funny things your kids say — the one-liners you swear you will remember and never do. Write them down as they happen, date them, and in ten years you will have the only record of it that exists.
Customise the cover with your child's name and a title that fits them perfectly — Funny things Teddy said, Big ideas Emmie has, Cute things my daughter does, Clever Things my son says — the choice is yours.
Choose from Funny · Cute · Clever · "Amazing things", "Great ideas", "Big plans" or write your own.
A wonderful gift for a new parent, a grandparent, or yourself — because these are the stories you'll retell for decades.
- Personalised cover embossed with your chosen name or title
- Linen hardcover, lay-flat binding
- Lined pages with space for date
Most parents start one of these on their phone, in a note that gets buried. A book stays out where you can reach it, which is the whole reason it actually gets filled in.
Read more on why parents are writing these down, or see our full range of family memory books.
Full Description
Full Description
Children say things that stop you in your tracks... something hilarious, surprisingly wise, completely nonsensical, or so pure it makes your heart ache. And then, just as quickly, it's gone.
This journal exists for those moments.
The Funny Things My Child Says journal is a dedicated place to write down the quotes, phrases, observations and expressions that make up the voice of your child at this age — before time and memory blur the details. Because one day, those words will be the most treasured thing you ever wrote down.
Make it theirs
The linen cover is personalised with your child's name and a title you choose — Funny things Teddy said, Big ideas Emmie has, Clever things my son says — or whatever suits them perfectly. Choose from Funny, Cute, Clever, Amazing things, Great ideas, Big plans, or write your own.
A gift that tells their story
Whether you're buying this for yourself, a new parent, or a grandparent who treasures every word their grandchild says — this journal becomes a document of a child's voice at its most uninhibited. A keepsake that will be read and re-read for decades.
Specifications
Specifications
- Size: A5 (210 × 142 mm)
- Pages: Lined, with space for date
- Cover: Plain linen hardcover, personalised with your chosen title and name
- End pages: Watercolour illustrated
- Ribbon markers: Satin ribbon markers
- Personalisation: Custom gold foil text on cover — personalised by hand in Auckland, New Zealand
Personalised Monogramming
Personalised Monogramming
Shipping
Shipping
Shipping is daily from Auckland (Megan) and Melbourne (Judy), and most orders are shipped within 24 hours (Additional time for personalised journals).
See T&C for our full Shipping & Returns terms, conditions and any exceptions to the above.
Returns
Returns
We want you to be happy with your purchase, and allow returns within 7 days of order - strictly in accordance with our T&C and excl Personalised.

Customer Reviews for this product
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from 2040 reviewsBeautiful! Exactly what I was looking for.
This notebook is gorgeous! My husband and I had it persoanlised, and will be using it to write a letter to eachother for our anniversary each year. We love the idea of keeping all these together so we can look through them for years to come. Thank you!
The forget me not team are amazing- super responsive with emails, quick delivery, and quality products.
The quality of this album is outstanding; it is gorgeous in real life, and such a treasure. I have started to fill it with 2025's Christmas memories, and I'm excited for it to follow our family's Christmases for years to come. Gorgeous!
What a beautiful album!!! I have been keeping an eye out for the next release and I’m so glad I was able to get one! It is just so exquisite and magical! I’m looking forward to filling it with our family Christmas photos ❤️
Always such great service and Im so glad Ive found the perfect product for how I want to store my pics
Writes nicely
Amazing quality, even as a “second”! Love the large size to fill with more photos of my baby. Super fast shipping, arrived less than 24 hours after I ordered it, and a very helpful team!
Quality and customer service both amazing. So happy with my purchase, it’s obvious a lot of love goes into this business
A beautifully crafted diary, adorned with charming stickers that invite each page to become a treasured memory. Tucked inside was a heartfelt note from Megan, thanking me for supporting a small family business, a simple yet touching gesture that felt like a warm handshake across the miles. It was a lovely reminder that behind every boutique purchase is a story, a family, and a little more heart.
Fabulous team and wonderful service- thank you.
Absolutely gorgeous journal! Can’t find anything else like these ones, love everything about it
Even the packaging was so thoughtful and lovely.
Can’t wait to add more items from here to my collection 🩷
Easy website to navigate and order from.
Beautiful journals. I purchased as a gift for my daughters birthday. I am sure she will love them as much as I do.
Absolutely stunning journals. Such gorgeous quality. I have loved starting writing for my boys. Thank you again.